Thursday, June 14, 2007


I have a confession to make. I kissed a 14 year old. Well, she was 4 months short of 15. I was 2 years and 9 months older than her at the time. Years later, we met as adults, grown and out of our childhood crushes, and as we sat talking, I wondered how her age didnt strike me at that time. It would be impossible to do that now, not being into unformed females. But I kissed a 14 year old once... I look at 14 year-olds now and gag at the thought.

17 comments:

TaureanMinx said...

Lol, I hope you do gag..You should lol or you would find out how a cell looks :). Hope you are good, sent some posts to you.

Ugo Daniels said...

Well, it's one of those youthful exuberances. We all had our experiences and fair shares. Mine was even a lil. bit worse..>Ssssh, don't tell anyone!

Uzo said...

Emm...Well since you were 16 at the time, its unlikely you would have been attracted to your age mates....Rest easy

There would be an issue if you kissed a 14 year old NOW....

Nyemoni said...

Phew! You were 16.....Thank God!

DiAmOnD hawk said...

you are soooooooo silly! i saw the title i was like... oh no... say it aint so...

14year olds are a little harder to detect these days... just be careful!!! :-)

laspapi said...

Thanks for the posts,T-Minx. When I look at girls of that age now, I can't quite figure where the attraction came from.

@ ugo- I thought 14 was a record...

@ uzo- hehe, uzo. It'd be a serious issue.

@ nyemoni- I was 16 o! Many years had passed before it struck me.

@ hawk-hehe, gotcha! what did you think at first?

... I'm not akon.

Anonymous said...

I was very disturbed to start wit until I got to the part where you mentioned the age differfence...good one!

BiMbyLaDs** said...

i was about to call 911 when i saw what age u were!! chai!! i for faint..

~mimi~ said...

common Groupie, dont be giving me heart attack like that!

and common again, you were 16! its only natural, who would you have kissed? a 20 year old?

meanwhile, dont forget your job oh!!!!

Idemili said...

I wasn't afraid, I was expecting something like it. Great post though!

Anonymous said...

Today is 'Girl Whisperer'! Yay!

Ide.

In my head and around me said...

Here I was thinking that our laspapi was not flying right. Turns out that he was 16 at the time. LOL!

C'est Moi said...

Surely its alright for a 16 yr old to find a 14 yr old attractive.... Don't beat yourself up.

Now it would be cringe worthy, then..... we'll allow you.

olusola of london said...

Hi Oluwole, perhaps i am a little bit naive here. Did you kiss this 14-year old cute baby on the forehead, on her cheek(s), or was it rather a mouth-to-mouth resusitation. From an African Realist's perspective, when a guy kisses a girl in the mouth it tends to have a sexual connotation. In London (everywhere) - on the train in the tube on the bus in the taxi on the pelican in the pub etc etc people kiss ALWAYS. I watch and study and notice how they look in each other's eyes an touch-kiss kiss-touch again and again. then I think to myself, there is really no sexual undertone about this. To them it is a language a signal or attribute of care affection and infactuation. i don't see many black people propagate their kiss-smooch like that.

Oluwole, i just wonder to myself why you put this ENORMOUS 'confession' on your blog.

You did not tell us who you last kissed and what age they were - that would be a 'worthwhile and overwhelming' confession.

Well done.

laspapi said...

Thanks, anon.

@ bimbylads- hehe!

@ ~mimi~ - sorry for the initial shock, ~mimi~. I haven't forgotten my job. You're winning B- Idols. They vote you out at their peril.

@ idemili- Thanks, goddess. G- Whisperer will be up soon.

@ in my head- flying straight and true, trust me. How've you been?

@ c'est moi- no intention to look at 16 year olds now. Cringe-worthy? I agree totally.

@ Olusola of London- Black people can't kiss without sexual undertones? Many might disagree. particularly females. I think, men, basically are the ones with the problem of a kiss for a kiss' sake. Women seem to like it.

As for the last time? I plead the 5th.

Omosewa said...

Hehehe@gagging at the thought now.
You were almost legal, so technically you kissed an illegal helpless little child.Bad bad Laspapi:D Okay i keed, 3months makes a huge difference, you did no terrible wrong.

laspapi said...

thank you for "clearing" me, omosewa. Glad I won't enter any sex offenders list. Bill Clinton's on one by the way. hehe.