GLOBAL COW ECONOMICS Sent to me a while back
YORUBA ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You kill them both and throw an owambe (mega) party!
IBO ECONOMICS - You have two cows. You make very good counterfeits of them and sell for the price of the real cows!
HAUSA ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You rear them till they are four, make sure your kids rear cows too and just maintain!
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You worship them.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & who becomes a threat to the world. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
FRENCH ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS -You have two cows. They are both mad cows.
SWISS ECONOMICS -You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
MORE NIGERIAN ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You eat one, claim it was stolen, and call in the Police to investigate. The Police arrest everyone living within 100km and torture them thoroughly until someone admits kidnapping the cow. The police then collect one cow each from everyone they arrested. You have your cow back and the Police now owns a cattle farm.